Things I've Said to My Children

There are some things in life that you never thought you would hear yourself say.

"Don't kiss your brother while he is on the toilet." is one of those things.
"The cat does not want to wear lipstick." is another.

But if you are a parent, then you might find yourself saying these things, and many more like them.

Nathan Ripperger is the father of five boys, and a graphic designer.  So it made sense to him to take the funny things he has had to say to his kids and illustrate them.

These illustrations have been featured on TODAY.com, HuffingtonPost, Bored Panda, and Buzzfeed. and now are available in the book "Things I've Said to my Children."

The illustrations are bright and colorful, and taken quite literally. 

For instance, "Why is there a toilet seat on my coffee table?" is a picture of a toilet seat, on a coffee table.

So while being fun to look at, the are not surprising.

And the phrases themselves are certainly odd and entertaining, but get a little repetative.  "Don't put *insert random object here* in your mouth." or "Don't put food in the *insert random object or bodily orifice.*"

This is a cute gift book, and fun to flip through once or twice, but it doesn't have a lot of lasting power.  I'm not going to giggle at them as hard the third or fourth time through. 

This would still, however, be a cute gift to give a parent of multiple children, or even to a parent to be, so they can know the kind of things they will say to their children one day.

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I received this book from the Blogging for Books program in exchange for this review.  All thoughts and opinions are my own.

If I Fall, If I Die by Michael Christie

"If I Fall, If I Die" by Michael Christie is a
coming of age story with all the best elements.

I was sitting in the break room at work, reading on my lunch break, when a friend walked in and said, "What are you reading?"

I did what I normally do, just held the up for her to read the title while I kept reading the page I was on.

"That sounds depressing," she said.

"If I Fall, If I Die" really is a depressing title but the story is anything by depressing.

Will has lived as long as he can remember Inside with his mother.  Will's mother suffers from panic attacks and sever agoraphobia.  She has never forbade him from going outside,  so in the opening of this book he goes outside for the first time.

Once outside he meets a boy who he think is his first friend.  This encounter opens up a whole new world for Will.

Not only does he go Outside, but he goes to school. He makes more friends.  He learns to skateboard.

He also finds himself in the middle of a mystery.  In looking for a missing boy he befriends a crazy vagabond, and finds himself on the bad side of a local bootlegger.

As Will moves further and further away from his mother, she finds herself more and more wanting to beat her own paranoid fears.

A typical "coming of age" story, I loved watching Will find his own way Outside, and find his place in a world that couldn't be more different than the one he grew up in.

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I received this book from the Blogging for Books program in exchange for this review.  All thoughts and opinions are my own.